tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post3686151115420248480..comments2024-03-26T09:01:16.368-07:00Comments on I Hate Cheryl Strayed: Bonus Segment, Part Four: Vanity Fair is no Nancy DrewCalifohioanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11663315815873691593noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-69034397302630336002015-12-09T22:22:47.764-08:002015-12-09T22:22:47.764-08:00I laughed and laughed and laughed at this comment....I laughed and laughed and laughed at this comment. I would TOTALLY read "Creed: Kickin' Ass and Taking Names on Mt. Everest" for the title alone, even if it turned out to be chapters and chapters and chapters of some dude stomping around in low elevations of snow, pointing at animals and shouting their names, maybe occasionally pausing to chuck a condom at a fabricated compassionate sherpa. No fact-checking necessary! That's the point Sexual Cheryl ironically missed: If you're going to screw your readers with lies, at least show us a good time while you're doing it.Emerald Wynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08142722314176962095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-15049315550356103892015-12-09T22:02:22.411-08:002015-12-09T22:02:22.411-08:00I laughed and laughed and laughed at this comment....I laughed and laughed and laughed at this comment. I would TOTALLY read "Creed: Kickin' Ass and Taking Names on Mt. Everest" for the title alone, even if it turned out to be chapters and chapters and chapters of some dude stomping around in low elevations of snow, pointing at animals and shouting their names, maybe occasionally pausing to chuck a condom at a fabricated compassionate sherpa. No fact-checking necessary! That's the point Sexual Cheryl ironically missed: If you're going to screw your readers with lies, at least show us a good time while you're doing it.Emerald Wynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08142722314176962095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-19503307502675882132015-04-01T21:54:42.543-07:002015-04-01T21:54:42.543-07:00Pinkpearl I about peed my pants laughing so hard a...Pinkpearl I about peed my pants laughing so hard at that line!Bunnie Lebowskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09010772045926646611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-35617504213182198952015-03-20T07:58:53.565-07:002015-03-20T07:58:53.565-07:00Put me out of my misery, please, please, please! -...Put me out of my misery, please, please, please! - //She divorced Mark and took the new surname of “Strayed” to punish herself for her sins, then filled up a backpack (mostly with things she didn’t need) and, with no previous hiking experience, became one of the few people who complete the entire length of the Pacific Crest Trail each year.// - http://www.sundaypost.com/tv-showbiz/film/wild-life-led-reese-witherspoon-and-cheryl-strayed-to-golden-globes-red-carpet-1.778631kayohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11762394444433271383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-43637905480111878532015-03-20T07:51:10.362-07:002015-03-20T07:51:10.362-07:00Somebody pass me an emesis basin, please.
//“Rees...Somebody pass me an emesis basin, please.<br /><br />//“Reese has given me a lot of tips,” the author said of Golden Globe-worthy poses. But according to Strayed, she too has given Witherspoon her fair share of advice – at least when it came to hiking. Strayed revealed that the reason Witherspoon’s portrayal of a hiker looked so convincing was because she was the one who taught the actress how to backpack like a pro.// - http://www.ibtimes.com/golden-globes-2015-reese-witherspoon-brings-wild-author-cheryl-strayed-red-carpet-1780052<br />kayohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11762394444433271383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-1002226326385032742015-03-18T08:44:43.354-07:002015-03-18T08:44:43.354-07:00Bubba, I've tried repeatedly to upload a video...Bubba, I've tried repeatedly to upload a video of the Golden Globes and for whatever reason, this site is having none of it. Since that's the unfortunate case, let me explain.<br /><br />It was Reese's big moment: the nominations for Best Actress. Of course, the camera was on Reese as her name was being read and CHERYL STUCK HER BIG FAT HEAD INTO THE CAMERA, HALFWAY IN FRONT OF REESE'S FACE. <br /><br />I'm not kidding. A friend texted me right after that and said, "Did that just happen?"<br /><br />This woman. I swear. She cannot control herself. Everything is about her 100% of the time.Califohioanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663315815873691593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-57424714089994942412015-03-17T21:06:48.659-07:002015-03-17T21:06:48.659-07:00"I wonder if Reese went out of her way to ens..."I wonder if Reese went out of her way to ensure that Cheryl would be nowhere near her at the Oscars after the crap she pulled at the Golden Globes... you guys know what I'm talking about, right?"<br /><br />What happened? I don't know...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17750647642844735878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-51169352188994372312015-02-23T18:43:22.876-08:002015-02-23T18:43:22.876-08:00Here's an article about a young man who did a ...Here's an article about a young man who did a cross-country trip on wild mustangs. He has a book out and there will be a documentary, with real footage. Thought you guys might like a truthful journey for a change. http://www.theeagle.com/news/local/aggie-s-tales-from-the-trail-inspire-book-documentary/article_e7f0b94c-1fcf-5455-b1e0-e3056426ac1b.html Julianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09037700669550013533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-76749212236145553272015-02-23T18:25:29.166-08:002015-02-23T18:25:29.166-08:00Lol, and now she finally put up Strayed's phot...Lol, and now she finally put up Strayed's photo of the two of them. <br /><br />I swear to God I think Strayed trolls this site then scrambles to add/delete things online in response to what we're talking about. She must have sent the photo to Reese because Reese sure as hell didnt have one of Strayed. Fucking bizarre. testhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12088931114821758063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-49326770545209423242015-02-23T16:39:29.767-08:002015-02-23T16:39:29.767-08:00GOOD CHERYL, YESSSSSS! I've wanted so badly to...GOOD CHERYL, YESSSSSS! I've wanted so badly to post a photo of her with the caption, "Cheryl doesn't understand how smiling works." She looks insane.Califohioanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663315815873691593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-46789279500752746282015-02-23T16:33:41.133-08:002015-02-23T16:33:41.133-08:00Maybe she has TMJ or something, but I doubt it. I ...Maybe she has TMJ or something, but I doubt it. I think it's just part of her martyrdom, suffering shtick. "Woe is me! My life is so hard that I can't even smile all the way! Nobody has ever experienced loss in their life ever! I most go on a (fake) epic (not epic) wandering trek through the wildness to deal with this horrible suffering that no one has ever had to go through but me!"<br /><br />And on that, note...fuck you, Cheryl Strayed. I've been through some shit in my life, and I didn't have to (pretend to) hike the PCT to get through it. I fucking pulled myself up and carried on with my life. That's what normal people do. Why are there so many people who think her story is inspiring? She didn't face her issues, she fucking ran away from them. <br /><br />Ugh! Where's the asploding head gif when you need it??Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04813174366573578844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-9176594335935151362015-02-23T16:25:20.000-08:002015-02-23T16:25:20.000-08:00Speaking of weird smiles, has anyone else noticed ...Speaking of weird smiles, has anyone else noticed how fucking strange Cheryl's smiles are? I did a google images search of her because I don't know, I'm a glutton for punishment or something, and she never does a full smile. All her smiles are these weird half-smiles or almost-smiles. She never commits and goes all the way (oooooohhhhh, I'm sensing a theme!!!). It fucking annoys me. JUST SMILE. IT'S NOT EVEN HARD.Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04813174366573578844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-57734230670020191372015-02-23T15:39:15.233-08:002015-02-23T15:39:15.233-08:00For a lark, I checked out Reese Witherspoon's ...For a lark, I checked out Reese Witherspoon's page...couldnt find a single picture of her and Strayed together after scrolling down for a short time. Finally found one from back on Jan 15th at the Golden Globes. Reese did have a handful of shots from the Oscars, just none of Strayed. testhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12088931114821758063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-50864672464673132862015-02-23T15:30:34.734-08:002015-02-23T15:30:34.734-08:00I find it interesting there's only one photo o...I find it interesting there's only one photo of the Cheese twins together at the Oscars and they arent looking as buddy-buddy as they were at the Golden Globes. Reese even has an "Im not smiling with my eyes" look on her face. I think she's caught a whiff or two of Strayed's crazy and thought a little distance might be healthy. testhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12088931114821758063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-30911584024831050782015-02-23T13:50:09.820-08:002015-02-23T13:50:09.820-08:00I think you might be right, Facilman. Out of morb...I think you might be right, Facilman. Out of morbid curiosity, I looked at Reese's FB page yesterday and she only mentions Cheryl a handful of times-- and has posted nothing about her recently. I've even forced myself to watch interviews and Reese always has this slightly upset/constipated expression. I think she knows Cheryl is full of shit.Califohioanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663315815873691593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-38794823998429140312015-02-23T13:38:13.301-08:002015-02-23T13:38:13.301-08:00I think that Reese thought this movie was her tick...I think that Reese thought this movie was her ticket to another Oscar. That's why she got involved so early with Cheryl and used her clout to make sure the movie got made. She may even have realized somewhere along the line that Cheryl (and her story) was full of shit. By that time she was all-in and had to follow it through to the end. She just went on pretending the emperor was wearing clothes.<br /><br />I wouldn't be surprised if that "friendship" between Reese and Cheryl faded rather quickly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-16405495650290258942015-02-23T13:27:27.698-08:002015-02-23T13:27:27.698-08:00If only this could be my job and all of you could ...If only this could be my job and all of you could be my bosses...Califohioanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663315815873691593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-28198429276066056252015-02-23T13:26:52.346-08:002015-02-23T13:26:52.346-08:00I think you're safe, Cindi. I watched as much...I think you're safe, Cindi. I watched as much as I could before falling asleep and I never saw her.Califohioanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663315815873691593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-8923549030293516972015-02-23T13:24:48.174-08:002015-02-23T13:24:48.174-08:00I looked, and she did eventually post a photo with...I looked, and she did eventually post a photo with two other people, but only because she wanted to point out the fact that she had been invited to the Vanity Fair after-party. I think she's a large woman because she is literally full of herself.Califohioanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663315815873691593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-6302283224268218752015-02-23T13:22:45.597-08:002015-02-23T13:22:45.597-08:00Shocked. I'm SHOCKED, I tell you.Shocked. I'm SHOCKED, I tell you.Califohioanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663315815873691593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-69704607136417279472015-02-23T13:22:19.983-08:002015-02-23T13:22:19.983-08:00I'll post more this week, I promise. :)I'll post more this week, I promise. :)Califohioanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663315815873691593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-91130861740057603282015-02-23T13:21:13.213-08:002015-02-23T13:21:13.213-08:00Hahaha, yes, I've been working. Sorry. If I ...Hahaha, yes, I've been working. Sorry. If I got paid to write this blog, you'd have new nonsense to read every single day. Sigh. Also, for some reason, reviewing the movie is infinitely more painful than reviewing the book. I dread finishing (but I promise I will follow through). Maybe after I'm finished making dinner today, I'll attempt Part Three of the movie review. Maybe.<br /><br />Ah, the Oscars. I don't think Cheryl got even one second of air-time. A friend texted yesterday to let me know that Cheese, errrr, *Reese* was on ABC on the red carpet and she was gushing about how she owed so much to Cheryl and blaaaaaargh, but I missed it (I foolishly had DVR-ed the E! red carpet show instead). I wonder if Reese went out of her way to ensure that Cheryl would be nowhere near her at the Oscars after the crap she pulled at the Golden Globes... you guys know what I'm talking about, right?<br /><br />Anyway, SO SAD THAT "WILD" DIDN'T WIN ANYTHING. Please, someone comfort me.Califohioanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663315815873691593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-69354566120651579802015-02-23T13:08:51.813-08:002015-02-23T13:08:51.813-08:00We watched the red carpet coverage on the same net...We watched the red carpet coverage on the same network as the Oscars & I didn't see her, either. I kinda kept scanning the people in the background, Nor, was she anywhere near Oprah or Cheese Witherspoon :) We're on EST & got sleepy. Our darling Erin must be working for a living, again! Cindi Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06645057719444293726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-5305523053698027532015-02-23T12:21:53.558-08:002015-02-23T12:21:53.558-08:00I watched the whole thing and didnt see her once. ...I watched the whole thing and didnt see her once. She might have popped up on one or more of the red carpet coverage shows though. We watched E! and didnt see her. testhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12088931114821758063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1333541691333550838.post-72348768890887552322015-02-23T11:03:07.973-08:002015-02-23T11:03:07.973-08:00I saw the photos of herself on her FB page in her ...I saw the photos of herself on her FB page in her prom dress. I haven't watched the entire Oscars, but I have it on DVR from about 10:30 on...please tell me that Cheryl doesn't make an appearance....Cindi Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06645057719444293726noreply@blogger.com