Since all of you are fantastic and leave the most entertaining comments, I thought I'd come up with a 'Caption This' contest for my own amusement. I've been amusing all of you for months; now it's your turn to return the favor. The person who comes up with the caption that makes me laugh the hardest will win an autographed bottle of Snapple lemonade and a very special, custom-made T-shirt-- and when I say "very special," I fucking mean it:
I will have this made for you.
Also, my blog address will be on the back because I am an asshole.
HOLY SHIT, PRIZES, YOU GUYS! BETTER BRING YOUR FUCKING A-GAME.
Here, let me start first:
Except it won't be so easy because it's pretty hard to make me laugh. Sure, I do the uncomfortable pity laugh all the time, and I might silently snicker about something mildly amusing, but I rarely have the pleasure of laughing until I cry. YOU'VE SEEN WHAT I'VE GONE THROUGH FOR ALL OF YOU. Please, make me laugh.
I will number all of the photos. When submitting your caption-- and you may do so either in the comment section or you may email me directly-- please include the photo number and your caption. What's today? February 25th? Let's give it a week. The contest will be closed at 11:59pm on March 4th and I will post the winner shortly after (I will also post every single caption that was submitted).
Okay, start thinking:
(I know she's not smiling here, but I couldn't resist)
Okay! Get started! You can submit as many entries as you want-- the goal here is to entertain me. Go for it. Submit 1,000 entries if you want. There's no limit.
I will probably have my friend, Jaime, help me with the judging and you, too, can help by telling me whose caption is the funniest. I will take all suggestions into consideration.
There can only be one winner! These t-shirts cost $25 to make! This blog has been viewed almost 100,000 times! I am not a bazillionaire!
MAKE ME LAUGH.