I know that I said there would only be one winner, but there are two because I make the rules and get to change them whenever I want.
Winner By Popular Vote:
"I don't always hike the PCT, but when I do, I don't."
Winner by my vote (and also a close second in the Popular Vote):
"My daughter is sort of a hair cutting expert."
Congratulations to our two winners. You may now gloat and gloat and gloat. As soon as I receive the sizes of our winners, I will immediately order and send out two totally fucking awesome Sacred Bob Marley T-Shirts and two bottles of Snapple Lemonade autographed by yours truly. I'm hoping that Tori and Mercer will be so kind as to send me photos of them wearing their totally fucking awesome t-shirts so I can post them on here as an update.
Thanks to everyone who played; you guys are a riot.
(I haven't forgotten that I still have the rest of the stupid movie to review. I was hoping that maybe the contest would distract you for a little while.)
Until next time, friends.